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The Funniest Car Stickers
Car stickers have been a popular mode of self-expression for years. Car stickers are especially subtle way of expressing your opinion about sex and are a way of branding yourself, much the same way you would a company. Some of the strangest car stickers are about sex.
Many of the funniest of car stickers mix a little business with pleasure by referring to the person’s occupation. A good example is the "Chess players mate" better" car sticker that is seen on the rear bumpers of those who love to play the game.
Car stickers are also commonly used to make all kinds of comments about the opposite sex. For the men there is "If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut." "To All You Virgins – Thanks For NOTHING!", "Wanted- Meaningful One Night Stand", "Guys: No Shirt, No Service- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge" and "Don’t be sexist – bitches hate that!" Kind of makes you wonder why "Nice Guys Finish Last."
The women also have plenty of choices when it comes to making wry comments about men via bumper stickers. Seen on the highways are such gems as "Grow Your Own Dope –Plant a Man!" "All men are animals, some just make better pets." And "Impotence –Nature’s way of saying NO HARD FEELINGS."
Some people are too intimate when it comes to describing themselves on their bumper stickers. For instance would anyone want that much to do with a guy who has a "Constipated people don’t give a shit" car sticker or "If sex is a pain in the butt then you are doing it wrong." Also if is that "Pull my finger" car sticker such a good idea if you are trying to attract a future soul mate? Perhaps the man who has the "I glow in the dark" car sticker is a bit more trustworthy as it indicates he is wearing a glow in the dark condom.
Likewise would you have much to do with a woman driving a car who advertises such sayings on her cars stickers as "I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to." Or how about "Please tell your pants it is not polite to point." Or "Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult." The last one refers to the woman talking on the cell phone while driving of course.
Then let us not forget all of the sexual advice that you can read (courtesy of bumper stickers while you are on the road. This includes such gems as "Practice safe sex – go screw yourself." "If you drink – don’t mate!", "I used to have a handle on sex, but it broke."
Perhaps the best thing about car stickers is they give people an opportunity to describe themselves in just a very few words. Of course this is no time to be modest as is demonstrated by a sticker such as "I love being awesome." A car sticker that reads "I love to cuddle" and that is accompanied by the typical smiley face or picture of a cute teddy bear might indicate a future codependent relationship.
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